vampireopossum:

fecto-forgo:

fecto-forgo:

i love it when a story has siblings and they have so much beef the whole time and its everyones problem

this post is about kirby and the fucking bible never insult me like this again.

coming soon to nintendo switch !

aiiaaya:

chlorofeel:

I’m going to start traumacore posting on linkedin

kobenigram:

enough ipad babys. bring back the fucking LEAP PAD!!!!!!!!

reputayswift:

DRIVING OUT INTO THE SUN LET THE ULTRAVIOLET COVER ME UP WENT LOOKING FOR A CREATION MYTH ENDED UP WITH A PAIR OF CRACKED LIPS WINDOWS DOWN SCREAM ALONG TO SOME AMERICA FIRST RAP COUNTRY SONG A SLAUGHTERHOUSE AN OUTLET MALL SLOT MACHINES FEAR OF GOD WINDOWS DOWN HEATER ON BIG BOLT OF LIGHTNING HANGING LOW OVER THE COAST EVERYONE’S CONVINCED IT’S A GOVERNMENT DRONE OR AN ALIEN SPACESHIP EITHER WAY WE’RE NOT ALONE I’LL FIND A NEW PLACE TO BE FROM A HAUNTED HOUSE WITH A PICKET FENCE TO FLOAT AROUND AND GHOST MY FRIENDS NO I’M NOT AFRAID TO DISAPPEAR THE BILLBOARD SAID “THE END IS NEAR” I TURNED AROUND THERE WAS NOTHING THERE YEAH I GUESS THE END IS NEAR

escuerzoresucitado:

7007h-r47:

blackbeardskneebrace:

shifting into frog mode. did y'all know that there is a species called the pumpkin toadlet and they skip the tadpole phase and go straight to being little toadlets and they are soooo fucking small

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Another fun fact about these guys, they are so small that their cochlea (the part of the inner ear that controls balance) does not function properly. As a result, these little toadlets can jump, but have a bit of a hard time landing. They just land however they land, which often results in them just throwing themselves and flopping onto the ground as seen here.

janemorris:

janemorris:

undergoing a process of embiggening

good lord

dankxsinatra:

autism-affirmations:

i am not immediately dying the moment i step outdoors

raevenlywrites:

worldheritagepostorganization:

kolbye:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

pukicho:

bog-dweller-official:

pukicho:

boob-a-chu:

trilllizard420:

pukicho:

trilllizard420:

pukicho:

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

World Heritage Post

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

emilygaming:

I think it’s really important that everyone here know that I made a sentient subway sandwich tonight in spore

I even ended up figuring out how to add some spinach and turkey slices