did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be
omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.
god i wish i hadn’t ruined my wrist, bc then i could’ve worked as a CNA and made real money and wouldn’t be 100% dependent on my parents til i get through nursing school, graduate, and get a job as an RN
Cis people: “HAHA did you just ASSUME my Gender???”
Cis people: “I sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter!!”
Cis people: “are tr*ps GAY?”
Cis people: “this is my voice one week on Tik Tok’s Newest Transphobic Meme.”
Trans people on tumblr: boo cis people
Cis people:
Frankly you both seem terrible
Cis people: systematically oppress trans people for generations by denying them rights and committing hate crimes against us, then go on to base several memes on their own transphobia because they literally do not take us seriously & would rather treat us like jokes than like people.
Me, a trans kid on the internet: makes reasonable callout about this problem
You, and your absolute galaxy brain: These are equally bad things. I am very intelligent.
